I Fixed the Alphabet

Aug 16, 2023

I Fixed the Alphabet

iT’Ŝ βETTR NOW.. PART 2 - • I Fixed the Alphabet MORE 𓅱
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0:00 - Intro/History
0:59 - FIXING THE ALPHABET
5:33 - BONUS FEATURS
6:11 - expectations

Content

0.24 -> So words are cool. Originally, people would tell people about

3.8 -> things through dope drawings. Then the Egyptians did the same thing, just

8.08 -> organized. But then they realized that they didn’t

10.519 -> wanna draw 12 birds, 4 knives, 4 mop-looking guys and 53 other things just to say Band-Aid.

16.75 -> So a while later, the Romans meticulously crafted 26 letters out of random lines and

22.9 -> the noises we make with our mouths to form the alphabet.

27.009 -> These letters can combine together to create words that actually make sense, and aren’t

31.48 -> too complicated. These simple symbols can say literally anything

34.76 -> imaginable, just by putting them next to each other.

37.69 -> And they are so basic that anyone can learn the alphabet.

41.06 -> Truly, this is the peak of human communication. Oh wait.

46.63 -> NOPE! WRONG!

48.77 -> This alphabet sucks. There are so many issues with this that nobody

52.46 -> ever brings up. So I have decided that the only solution is

56 -> to make a new, revised version of the alphabet. It’s time to make…

61.44 -> Alphabet 2.

63.03 -> Alright, so here’s all the letters, and I think we’ll just start by kicking out

67.969 -> the useless ones. C? No. You kan just use K or S.

72.42 -> J. Does this letter even exist? I feel like every time I say juh, it’s not

77.39 -> even a J, it’s just a G. Fine, J kan stay.

82.249 -> Now Q. Q is dumb. The only time anyone uses it is when there’s a U after it.

87.88 -> And you kould just use like a KW or something instead.

91.02 -> Q is pointless, there’s no point when it just has to be paired with another letter,

95.31 -> so Q is kanselled. See, now it gets triky.

98.719 -> You see X right here? You don’t ever really need an X.

102.249 -> Like, let’s say you’re saying “extreme”. Now of kourse there’s an X there, but you

107.499 -> kould also just put a ks there, and it would sound the exakt same.

111.45 -> But does KS really say E X T R E M E

114.829 -> to you? No, it doesn’t. So we gotta give X a pass.

118.689 -> Exsept for lowerkase X. If you’re gonna be extreme, you gotta go all the way.

123.1 -> And that brings up another problem. What’s the deal with some of these upper

125.939 -> and lowerkase letters? You spend so long learning 26 spesifik symbols.

131.67 -> Only to realize you have to learn like 16 of them again.

134.17 -> Sᴏ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏiɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ

138.56 -> ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴜᴘᴘᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴋᴀsᴇ,

140.75 -> sᴏ I’s, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴋᴀᴘiᴛᴀʟ

145.14 -> ᴀɴᴅ-ɴᴅ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴋᴀsᴇ ʙᴀsiᴋᴀʟʟʏ, sᴏ…

146.9 -> ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴋᴀɴsᴇʟ ᴋᴀᴘiᴛᴀʟ i ʙᴇᴋᴀᴜsᴇ iᴛ’s

150.41 -> ᴋᴏɴғᴜsiɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ. Wᴇ’ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴏᴛʜ

153.04 -> J’s, i ʟiᴋᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴏғ ‘ᴇᴍ. ʙᴀ ʙʀᴀᴀ ʙᴀᴘ ʙᴀᴘ ʜᴀʜᴀ

157.86 -> Kᴜᴛ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏғ ᴛʜis K ʜᴇʀᴇ.

161.26 -> Yᴇᴇᴇᴀʜ. Aʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʟᴏᴏᴋiɴɢ ᴍᴜsʜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ.

163.04 -> Aʟsᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜis ᴛʜiɴɢ. iᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ W, ʀiɢʜᴛ?

166.6 -> Aᴋᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, ɴᴏ. Liᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ? Dᴏᴜʙʟᴇ U?

168.74 -> Iᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛᴡᴏ Us. iᴛ’s ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ V’s.

171.59 -> V ‘ S . Sᴏ iᴛ’s ᴅᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ᴠ ɴᴏᴡ.

174.08 -> iᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ sʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜiɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ iᴛ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ

176.93 -> ᴡʜᴀᴛ iᴛ’s ᴋᴀʟʟᴇᴅ.

178 -> Uᴍ, ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴛʜis. Wʜʏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ

181.56 -> siʟᴇɴᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs? Liᴋᴇ, ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ

184.05 -> ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ iᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜiɴɢ?

186.9 -> Tʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ siʟᴇɴᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇʙᴀᴛᴀʙʟʏ ᴅᴏᴇs

189.39 -> sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜiɴɢ is E, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴛiʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴏɴғᴜsᴇs ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.

192.64 -> Sᴏ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏʀ siʟᴇɴᴛ E’s. Uᴍ, ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ siʟᴇɴᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs

196.23 -> ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ. Tʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛʜiɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ

199.41 -> ᴘᴏiɴᴛʟᴇss. Sᴏᴍᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀʀ ʟiᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ

201.4 -> ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ sᴏᴜɴᴅs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀ ᴅʀᴀɢɢᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ

204.59 -> ᴡiᴛʜ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴀʏ.

207.38 -> Liᴋ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀʏ ʀ iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʀ…

210.56 -> ᴏʀ ᴜ iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ… ᴏʀ iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴋᴇᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ

214.55 -> ᴋᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀʏ… Wᴀiᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏɴ ʙʀiɴɢ Q ʙᴀᴋ.

217.35 -> Uʜʜ, sᴏ ᴜsiɴɢ siʟᴇɴᴛ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs is ʙᴀɴɴᴅ.

219.66 -> Tʜis ᴀʟsᴏ ᴋᴏᴍʙiɴs ғᴏʀsᴇs ᴡiᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴀɴɢᴇs ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ

223.4 -> ғᴏʀ X ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇғᴏʀ, ᴀɴᴅ iᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs iᴛ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s

225.92 -> ɴᴏ E iɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ Xᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ, sᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ

228.81 -> ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ Xʏʟᴏᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛiᴍᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ Xᴘʟᴀiɴ

231.17 -> ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴ X ᴅᴏᴇs. Yᴇᴀʜ, ʏᴇᴀʜ ʏᴇᴀʜ ʏᴇᴀʜ.

234 -> Nᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ xʏʟᴏᴘʜᴏɴ. Aʟsᴏ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴇsiᴅᴅ ᴛʜᴇ

236.76 -> ᴀʟᴘʜᴀʙᴇᴛ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ iɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ? i ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ

239.92 -> ʟiᴋ iᴛ. Sᴏ, ғiʀsᴛ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ʀᴇᴘʟᴀs

242.68 -> C, ᴋᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴋiɴᴅᴀ ᴀ ᴋᴏʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ, ᴜ ɴᴏᴡ, ABC

247.26 -> 123, ʙᴀsiᴋ sᴛᴜғғ. Sᴏ, ʟᴇᴛ’s ᴘᴜᴛ O.

252.57 -> U ɴᴏᴡ, iᴛ’s ᴋᴜʀᴠʏ, iᴛ’s- iᴛ’s ʟiᴋ ᴀ ᴋᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ

256.36 -> C, ᴜ ɴᴏᴡ. Bᴇᴋᴀᴜs ᴛʜᴇɴ iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ

259.07 -> ᴏғ ᴀ C… iᴛ ᴋᴏɴᴛiɴᴜs… ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋ ᴀɴ O!

263.13 -> U ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I’ᴍ sᴀʏiɴɢ? Tʜᴀᴛ’s ʏ ᴡᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ O ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

268.09 -> Uᴍ, iᴛ’s- iᴛ’s, ʏᴇᴀʜ. Jᴜsᴛ ᴋiᴅᴅiɴɢ, ᴀᴋᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ

271.25 -> ɴᴏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴛʜᴇ- ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴅᴜᴍʙ. Tʜᴀᴛ’s ᴅᴜᴍʙ.

274.41 -> Uᴍᴍᴍᴍᴍ………. Aᴋsᴜᴀʟʟʏ i ɢᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴛʜiɴ.

276.66 -> Oᴋᴀʏ. U ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀ… sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ i’ᴍ

280.469 -> ɢᴇᴛᴛiɴɢ ᴀᴛ? Yᴇᴇᴇᴀʜ. Hᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ.

283.979 -> Yᴇᴀʜ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ. Mᴜsʜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ.

287.499 -> Nᴏᴡ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ is sᴏ ᴍᴜsʜ ᴍᴏʀ ᴋᴏɴᴠᴇɴiᴇɴᴛ.

290.99 -> Wᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴜsᴇ ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅs… ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴜ ɢᴏ.

293.569 -> ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄｏｒｄｅｒ． Oᴋᴀʏ. Nᴏᴡ iᴍᴀɢiɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋiɴɢ

295.77 -> ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴜ ᴋᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ iᴛ

299.81 -> sᴀʏs, ʙᴇᴋᴀᴜs iᴛ’s ᴋᴜʀʟʏ. Tʜᴀᴛ sᴜᴋs, ʀiɢʜᴛ?

302.379 -> Sᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ᴋᴜʀsiᴠ is ʙᴀɴɴᴅ. Uʜ, ʜᴇʜ-

304.669 -> i ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏ ᴋᴏɴғᴜsᴅ, ʟiᴋ, ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ

307.789 -> ᴛʜis, ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜis. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜis sᴀʏ?

310.56 -> Hᴜʜ? HUH?

311.56 -> i sᴛiʟʟ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɴᴏᴡ. Sᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ, ᴛʜis ᴀʟsᴏ iɴᴋʟᴜᴅs

314.36 -> siɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀs, sᴏ, ɴᴏ siɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀs. Aᴋᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, iɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴ

316.789 -> ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀs ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠ ᴛʜᴇiʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʟᴏɢᴏ.

319.21 -> U ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴍᴇᴀɴ? Liᴋ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ

322.669 -> ʟiᴛᴛʟ ʟᴏɢᴏ, ᴏɴ ʟiᴋ ᴀ ʟiᴛᴛʟ ʙᴏX?

325.09 -> Oɴ, ᴘᴇʀᴍissiᴏɴ sʟiᴘs, ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴛʜiɴɢ?

326.819 -> I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ siɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀs ʀ ғᴏʀ. Sᴏ ʏᴇᴀʜ,

330.279 -> ɴᴏ siɢɴᴀᴛᴜʀs.

331.279 -> Nᴏᴡ ʟᴇᴛ’s ᴀᴅᴅ sᴏᴍ ʙ ᴏ ɴ ᴜ s ғ ᴇ ᴀ ᴛ ᴜ ʀ ᴇ s !

336.169 -> Aʟʟ S’Ŝ̬ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴀᴠ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡʀiᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀŜ̬ Kᴏᴏʟ Ŝ̬,

339.09 -> ᴅᴏ I ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Xᴘʟᴀiɴ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʜᴇʀᴇ?

341.139 -> Yᴇᴀʜ, i ᴅiᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜiɴᴋ Ŝ̬ᴏ. Wᴇ’ʀ αᴅᴅiɴɢ ʙαᴋ αʟᴘʜα

343.78 -> ᴀɴᴅ βᴇᴛα, ᴛʜᴏŜ̬ ᴡiʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟαŜ̬ A αɴᴅ B.

346.409 -> ΒᴇᴋαᴜŜ̬, ᴜ ɴᴏᴡ. iᴛ’s αʟᴘʜα-βᴇᴛ.

348.61 -> αʟᴘʜα-βᴇ-βᴇᴛα. Ŝ̬ᴏ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠ ‘ᴇᴍ.

351.68 -> Ŝ̬ᴏ ʏᴇαʜ, ᴛʜαᴛ ᴋiᴋŜ̬ ᴏᴜᴛ A αɴᴅ B.

355.189 -> Uᴍ… Αʟsᴏ, ᴋαɴ ᴡᴇ ʙʀiɴɢ ʙαᴋ

357.819 -> ʙiʀᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ Eɢʏᴘᴛ? Wαiᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʀ’Ŝ̬ ᴛᴏ ʙiʀᴅŜ̬?

360.889 -> Hᴇᴋ ʏᴇαʜ. Wαiᴛ, αᴋᴛᴜαʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇʀ’s

363.09 -> ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ ʙiʀᴅŜ̬. Uᴍ, ᴡᴇ’ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ

366.159 -> ᴛʜiŜ̬ ɢᴜʏ. Yᴇαʜ. Wᴇ’ʟʟ ᴘᴜᴛ ʜiᴍ ᴀᴛ

369.229 -> ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ 𓅱 Αʟʀiɢʜᴛʏ ɢᴜʏŜ̬, i ᴛʜiɴᴋ

372.219 -> ᴡᴇ ᴅiᴅ iᴛ! Uʜ, ᴛʜiŜ̬ iŜ̬ αβᴏᴜᴛ 100

377.009 -> βᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜαɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟαsᴛ αʟᴘʜαβᴇᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ iᴛ’s ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴋᴛʟʏ

381.789 -> ғʟᴀᴡʟᴇss. Ŝ̬ᴏ… i Xᴘᴇᴋᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ

384.78 -> αʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴜsiɴɢ ᴛʜis ᴡiᴛʜiɴ ᴛʜᴇ

390.159 -> ɴXᴛ 2 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs, αɴᴅ ʏᴇαʜ ᴛʜαᴛ’s αβᴏᴜᴛ iᴛ.

394.949 -> U’ʀ ᴡᴇʟᴋᴏᴍ 𓅱

396.74 -> Αʟsᴏ, ᴛʜiŜ̬ iŜ̬ Ŝ̬ᴛiʟʟ ʜᴏᴡ ᴜ Ŝ̬αʏ Βαɴᴅ-Αiᴅ 𓅱

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmegnJfFdXo